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I can't say that your accent is pure MERDA because Newgrounds will ban me for non-constructive criticism. I mean, it has the rights to.

So I think that I could say that your vocal cords need practice and moisture, in order to not make your voice sound like a cacophony to your beloved audience. I can suggest you to speak alone when you are in the bathroom releasing feces (preferably when you are having dysentery, so you can stay more on the toilet). Trust me, that helps me out clear my mind (and my voice) out of not so brilliant ideas and opinions, and always have a possibility to re-think my own thoughts.

Another thing is probably the lack of a script, which can be good for a short video, but you should remember that long monologues need to be consistent and concise, and having a script not only helps reaching these goals, but also keeps your mind focused on what you are actually saying.

Last thing: I, D-ray Kane Augustus III, find this cheerful 'Happy Christmas' video kind of unsettling considering the fact that I don't believe in either god or Jesus Christ. So I don't know how to properly answer to your kind (but also inconsistent) way for telling people to have a good time during the holidays.

EDIT: Whatever that means, you're wrong plebeian. My accent is pure Italian beauty.

WVDB responds:

You sound like an indian voicecenter atendee forcing a hispanic accent, dude.

Awesome song,
Awesome game,
Awesome animations!

A true classic!

He kinda reminds me of GradeAUnderA

Recent Game Reviews

15 Game Reviews

I played it for more than 2 hours straight; if that doesn't prove that is good, I don't know what does.

Sure, some things might have been better, but it's so simple and satisfying that it's hard to mind those slight imperfections.

It's ok but very short and kind of anonymous in terms of design.

A very nice little game! An interesting core idea pretty well adapted to the gamplay.
It tests your reflexes good and it has a nice balance in difficulty.

I would have preferred a more interesting character than an usual titty thing; but it was not enough for me to not enjoy it.

Recent Audio Reviews

5 Audio Reviews

I might be kind of biased, but I like this remix more than the original.

Imagine seeing a cyborg and an old fart fighting in the middle of a field.
I mean, it would definitely be strange for someone who has never seen Italy.

From this point of view, it sounds more nostalgic, and so, more consistent.
Wish more artists expressed this kind of stuff in what they produce.

Recent Art Reviews

121 Art Reviews

I like the idea that Theodore doesn't choose an alligator skin. I mean, in videogames people usually choose avatars different from how we look in real life, just for the fun of being something different for once in a while.

eeMcCutcheon responds:

That's the exact thought process I had as I wrote this page :)
"Theodore's already an alligator 24/7 in real life, videogames can let people choose to experience new things, no matter who they are!"

Admit it: I'm one of the cutest girls you've ever drawn.

Ayooo, the Prince of Demons has an actually SICK design. I liked that! You've earned my extra 1/2 star for that, comrade. Congratulations.

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